Me: "Ouch, was that really me?"
Candy, " Yes, my dearest, it was. And how did it make you feel?"
Me: "Well, now that I'm thinking about the connection, I guess I feel awful. My arthritis is terrible and I'm swelling and inflamed in places I didn't know were joints!"
Candy, "You know it takes at least 2 weeks to recover from cheating when you are working on the things the two of us are working on."
Me, "Don't tell me that."
Candy "You better pick up what I'm throwing down Dearest. Cuz I'm telling it like it is."
Candy: "I'm just saying…"